Not really a fan of Mock Drafts. If you want to know why, read my article at National Football Post. But, in honor of Draft week, here’s my version of a Mock Draft.
Watch out Mel Kiper. Mike Mayock… you think you’re the top draft expert out there? Think again, sir. Bocephus Turner is on the scene.
Rather than waste his time analyzing the specifics of each team’s needs, Bo said “Lay out the National Football Post’s Top 10 and I’ll rank them in the order in which they’ll be picked.” So I said, “Ok player.”
Here is a clip of Bo picking his Top 3.
Bocephus knew that Carolina was the last in the league in scoring in 2010. He felt strongly that they needed an explosive player on offense. He says Julio Jones Number 1 for the Panthers.
Then, onto Denver. Bo stuck with offense and gave Tim Tebow an explosive weapon. AJ Green to the Broncos.
Oooohhh boy, looks like Buffalo gets what they want…. Bo has Cam Newton going at 3.
Then Bo says, Von Miller to Cincinnati…
Robert Quinn to Arizona…
Tyrone Smith to Cleveland….
And Patrick Peterson to San Francisco…
Then things took an unexpected turn…. Bocephus first went with Blaine Gabbert for Tennessee (notice the slight lick mark on Gabbert) and then panicked and chose Marcell Dareus instead. (I mean I don’t really know what he was thinking, we all know Tennessee needs a QB, but hey, it’s HIS mock draft.)
Then Nick Fairley for Dallas.
And, finally, back to Blaine Gabbert for the Skins.
I dunno Bo… These are some risky picks. We’ll see how you do on Thursday.
All Mock Draft photography by Johnny Nicoloro — nicolorophotography.com
Good job! Don’t neccessarily agree, but I’m sure Bo has his info… :0)
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I never thought of it that way, well put!
I feel like some of Bo’s picks had more conviction than others, for instance he was very enthusiastic about Julio Jones but rather uncertain about Cam Newton. This gives me pause about his forthright character — is Bo making a choice he knows to be flawed simply because the cameras are on and his sponsors are watching??
This is what’s wrong with sports today — the show takes precedence over love of the game, Bo’s ambivalence is a classic example of “North Dallas Forty.”
Sad, Bo, Sad….
Genius!!!!